I've got nothing. So... PIRATE JOKES!
Prisoner: So, what are you in for?
Pirate: Arrrrmed robbery!
What kind of baking soda does a pirate use? Arrrrm and Hamm-arrrrr.
What is a pirate's favorite animal? An Aarrrrd-varrrrrk!
How does a pirate make grits? With larrrrrrd!
What is a pirate's least favorite household chore? Yarrrrrd work!
What is a pirate's favorite ivy league college? Harrrr-varrrrd!
Why was the underage pirate kicked out of the bar? He got carrrrded.
Why did the pirate ride his bike to work? His wench took the carrrr!
What is a pirate's favorite Nickelodeon carrrrtoon? Hey Arrrrnold!
What is a pirate's favorite old-school Nickelodeon show? Arrrre You Afraid of the Darrrrk!
What is a pirate's favorite candy barrrr? A Clarrrrrk Barrrr!
How does a pirate order their food? A la carrrrte!
What is a pirate's favorite parrrt of the body? The arrrteries!
What is a pirate's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Hearrrrrtbreaker!
Who is a pirate's favorite singer/songwriter? Arrrrt Garrrrfunkle!
Why do pirate's read Playboy magazine? For the arrrticles!
What is a pirate's favorite element? Carrrrbon!
What is a pirate's favorite holiday? Arrrbor Day!
What do pirate's like on their toast? Marrrmalade!
Who is a pirate's favorite South Parrrrk character? Carrrrtman!
What is a pirate's favorite favorite weather forecast? Parrrrtly cloudy!
What is a pirate's favorite herb? Parrrsley!
Who is every pirate's favorite SNL cast member? Chris Farrrley!
What is a pirate's favorite coffee chain? Starrrrrbucks!
What butter alternative do pirate's use? Smarrrrt Balance!
How do pirate's like to style their hair? Parrrrted
What is a pirate's favorite video game system? Atarrrrri!
What do little girl pirates ask for for Christmas? Barrrrbies!
What is a pirate's favorite Broadway musical? They're pirates; they've never been to Broadway. That's just silly...
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