Signs of the Apocalypse?

Well, 2012 is less than two years away. Many people believe that 2012 marks the end of the world, as it's believed to be the end of the Mayan calendar. I disagree, choosing to take a much more optimistic view. One that believes we're too stupid to know what the Mayan calendar really meant, or whether it was a calendar at all. Nevertheless, I can't deny that from time to time, there are events in our culture that do seem to hint at our absolute downfall. This is one of them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN_Ml4PKdVU

There really aren't any words.

How did we devolve to this point? I blame Kris Kross.

Kriss Kross introduced the concept of backwards clothing back in 1992. 6 years later, the Snuggie was invented. And anyone with even part of a brain understands that a Snuggie is nothing more than a backwards robe.

But judging from this new Snuggie commercial, there's a far more nefarious group behind the Snuggie; the KKK.

I know what you're thinking; that's a pretty heafty allegation. But watch the Snuggie commercial closely. Nothing but backwards thinking white folks... in robes... All that's missing is the Snuggie "Face-Warmer." And a douche bag with a sword that screams, "I'm clearly trying to compensate"...

Also... Dancing Grannie, or Nazi salute? You be the judge:

 And I'm pretty sure bad-boy here is reading cultish materials:

 

You can tell he's a bad boy because his Snuggie has skulls on it. And he's eating fast food... And he opted for french fries instead of apple slices to boot! That can only be the work of Satan himself.

Or maybe he learned it from dear ol' dad here, basking in his pornographic depravity:

Snuggie smut... The gateway to furry fetishism.

On the plus side, at least Los Del Rio will see a royalty check from this nonsense. The first check they've seen since 1996, I would assume. So there's still hope. Then again, Vampires Suck was the #2 movie last weekend...